This Is Why We Need Captain Underpants

It's hard for me to see how dressing up as Captain Underpants on Superhero Day (is that a national holiday, by the way?) is significantly worse than dressing up as a traditional female superhero, most of whom are known primarily for their gravity defying chests, come hither looks, and lots and lots of spandex.

That principal should have been grateful those girls were dressed as Captain Underpants.